It was yet another boring night when I was Googling random stuff (as always),I came across this website that talked about astrology,solving problems with gemstones etc. After seeing that their 'basic' package that involved a reading,a solution,and how a 'premium' package can be helpful,I decided to pull a prank on them- I wanted to enter details of a totally fictitious character and random dates and events and send it across for a 'basic' reading.Due to total lack of creativity to come up with any other fictitious name,I entered the name 'Bruce Wayne'( The alter-ego of the Batman,for all those who just awoke from your cryogenic preservation).As for the dates,they were completely made up by me. There was also a column for entering details about any significant events that have happened so far ,and I entered details of events that did happen to Batman in the comics,such as his parents being shot down by a mugger,his back being broken,the death of Jason Todd(The second Robin) etc. Also,I created an email id specifically for this purpose - 'brucewaynerich@gmail.com',as I did not want to use my own email id (I'm a major spamophobe :P).
Today,I finally got a reply from the website.It reads as follows:
---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Rakesh Singhal <lifescape@lifescapeastrology.com >
Date: Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Subject: Re: Advice from Lifescape Astrology
To: brucewaynerich@gmail.com
Hello Mr bruce wayne,
a man who by heart is well wisher of society , colleagues and friends is getting worst from the same elements. your chart is likely to be included in our future training programmes.
your objectives are my objectives too, but before that, you need to be financially well off. you will do well in business, and in case there is any doubt, you remove them.
please wear emerald. keep in touch, and send us your observations after one month of wearing emerald.
yes, points mentioned by you can be read from your chart.
wish you good luck,
rakesh singhal
------ Original Message ------
From: webmaster@lifescapeastrology.com
To: lifescape@lifescapeastrology.com
Sent: 2/4/2011 12:00:08 PM
Subject: Advice from Lifescape Astrology
From: Rakesh Singhal <lifescape@lifescapeastrology.
Date: Sat, Feb 5, 2011 at 8:54 AM
Subject: Re: Advice from Lifescape Astrology
To: brucewaynerich@gmail.com
Hello Mr bruce wayne,
a man who by heart is well wisher of society , colleagues and friends is getting worst from the same elements. your chart is likely to be included in our future training programmes.
your objectives are my objectives too, but before that, you need to be financially well off. you will do well in business, and in case there is any doubt, you remove them.
please wear emerald. keep in touch, and send us your observations after one month of wearing emerald.
yes, points mentioned by you can be read from your chart.
wish you good luck,
rakesh singhal
------ Original Message ------
From: webmaster@lifescapeastrology.
To: lifescape@lifescapeastrology.
Sent: 2/4/2011 12:00:08 PM
Subject: Advice from Lifescape Astrology
First name: Bruce
Last name: Wayne
Gender: M
Date : 19
Month : 2
Year : 1967
Hour : 5
Minute :
Town: Gotham city
State: NY
Country: USA
Email: brucewaynerich@gmail.com
Email 2: brucewaynerich@gmail.com
Eventdate1: October 1975
Event1: Parents killed by mugger
Eventdate2: June 1988
Event2: Partner dies
Eventdate3: January 1993
Event3: Back broken by a thug
Eventdate4: September 2008
Event4: Cheated by current girlfriend
Profession: Business
Problems: Bring peace to Gotham city and strike terror into the hearts of criminals
Casestudies: Yes
This clearly proves how true the website's claims are. I urge anyone who is reading this blog to try a similar thing with other such websites.Lets hunt these morons out!
Here is the image of 'Bruce Wayne's natal chart' that the website sent me:
Here's the excel file that I got from the website that has the details of the above chart in a spreadsheet:
Here's a pdf copy of the original form:
I only have one thing to say to the website in question,and to other 'practitioners of astrology' : FAIL! :D :D
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hey hey very nice..!!!
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